they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
i've created a new STD.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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