I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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