Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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