They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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