the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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