my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Randomize
