sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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