we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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