Are we in a gay sports bar?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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