All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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