nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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