Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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