You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
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You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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