did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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