When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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