Christians are straight up FREAKS
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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