New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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