Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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