You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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