taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
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Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
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In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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