my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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