She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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