yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
We had to coat check the pizza.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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