You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
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She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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