Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
We left the knife in your bed.
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Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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