I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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