Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
I love us.
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Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.