If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.