a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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