No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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