You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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