i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
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Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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