it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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