I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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