The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
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I made him laugh his dick is mine
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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