Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I wish you could order shots online.
My pussy is not your playground.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
