We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
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I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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