Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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