sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
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it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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