i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
well, you know. whores of a feather.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
