she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
cat food counts as protein by the way
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Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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