are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
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I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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