I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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