morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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