The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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