# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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