3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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