u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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