people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
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I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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