i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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