HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
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Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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