please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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