Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
We have started to decorate penises.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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