honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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