pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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