Quick, to the slutcave!
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Randomize
