so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
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Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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