He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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