I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
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I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
How naked do you want me to be?
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