i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Randomize
