New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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